About

The Beast Known as Bertie

This is Bertie (Bertram when he’s in trouble or during formal occasions).

He’s a rescue from Miami, raised in NYC & Upstate NY.

He’s an emotional train wreck that loves his people, but no others. He has a passion for avoiding storm drains, collecting acorns,
balls found on walks, and napping.

The Beast Unknown

That’s me! As much as I’d love to put a picture of me up, I’m just not ready…maybe someday!

But as of right now, enjoy adorable pictures of my dog Bertie….who is much cuter than me anyways.